{"id":35,"date":"2017-06-28T09:21:00","date_gmt":"2017-06-28T09:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sibha.in\/sibhawprandom\/2017\/06\/28\/twitterati-times\/"},"modified":"2023-07-01T21:09:03","modified_gmt":"2023-07-01T15:39:03","slug":"twitterati-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sibha.in\/RR\/2017\/06\/28\/twitterati-times\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitterati Times"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Today most people live in the cyber world, be it on Twitter , Whatsapp Stock Market or Chess. This is just an attempt to understand the behaviour of Twitterati who spend at least 2-4 hours a day doing over 100 tweets per day . (This , in all probability would be more than the conversation they have had with their spouses over a whole week.)<\/span><\/div>\n
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A random bit of statistics as thrown up by google says, \u201cA day’s worth of Tweets would fill a 10 million page paper book<\/b>\u201d<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Twitter is different from other SM platforms like Whatsapp and Face-book for two reasons. Firstly, there is a 140 characters limit to the posts (though that does not deter some Miltons or Twiltons, from posting a thread a mile long) Tweeting is an art by itself. Secondly, you have only your followers reading your tweet. If you can post an abusive tweet, there is good chance that you would get re-tweeted and reach a larger audience. Another ploy used to reach out is to go piggy back on celebrities as done by people going for crowd funding or doing \u201cmissing persons \u201c posts.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Labeling anything can be so misleading . It gives an idea that we understand but then a label is just a label, not necessarily understanding. The world of medicine gives high sounding names like Idiopathic Polyneutritis to describe a malady, but a cursory look into \u00a0Wikipedia is enough to realize that \u201cidiopathy\u201d is just a way of way of saying in Latin that you know f*** all about the disease.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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With that disclaimer , let me go about giving some labels to the Twitterati\u00a0who populate the cyber world.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Firstly we have labels like Bhakts<\/b>\u00a0,(nothing to do with the Bhakti movement of the medieval period) Aaptard, Libtard and so on. We don’t know what all else would be suffixed with ‘tard ‘ to coin a derogatory term.While it may be true that the term Bhakt may actually refer to a real devotee of our prime minister, the term is used on anybody who supports the govt on any issue or it may even apply to someone who is not critical of any policy spelt out by the Govt, at any point of time. You cannot be a Rahul Bhakt. In case you are devoted to the Feroz Gandhi (just to differentiate from Mahatma Gandhi) family, you would be called a Congi , not Bhakt. Bhakt can only apply to Modi and not even for Shiva , Vishnu or any other entity in the sacred space.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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When you find a tweet with just one of these terms bhakt or libtard, with no reference to any issue being discussed, be aware that the tweeter has run out of arguments or has simply resigned to \u201cYou are this and I am that and never the twain shall meet \u201c in Rudyard Kipling style.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Promoters <\/i><\/u><\/b><\/div>\n
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They are generally celebrities with a million odd followers. They being seasonal , appear very active only \u00a0to promote their movie or books and then they disappear as suddenly. Promoter of a movie may start early and reach a crescendo at the time of release while promoter of a book starts around the time of release and goes on for some time. After all a book takes months to consume and digest.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Intellectuals<\/u><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n
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They come out with homilies and general advice on perseverance , charity and spiritual evolution. They avoid controversies , unless they are prepared to be labeled pseudo-intellectuals. These days even here, one has to tread carefully as a simple quote from Swami Vivekananda \u201cArise , Awake and Stop not till the goal is reached\u201d can label you as Bhakt.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The Columnists and News Anchors.<\/u><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n
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They are the largest group of Twitter users. Some statistics quote , that their threads form about 25% of the Twitter. First they write that they are going to write, then they announce that they have indeed got the column published and then they take post to defend the brickbats or gloat over the bouquets . They may also resort to some stunts to increase the number of followers ,likes and comments. Fake photos can spike the \u201clikership\u201d or comments manifold as @tavleen learnt recently, or so she says.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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They prefer using abusive language to using any logical arguments. They are the ones who are blocked, unblocked and sometimes even get their account deleted. Like the mythical Rakshasa (or gods , in case you are on their side) they hurl abuses from the skies and when blocked or deleted they rise again like phoenix, in different forms to continue their Mayajaal warfare. They also create fake handles. Like the Rakshas Raktabhija<\/a> each drop shed by the monster can give rise to a 100 more such monsters.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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These users move about with a chip on their shoulders, ready to take offense anytime. It is for that reason I wouldn’t dare to think of a more appropriate label. They are the products of Mahakavi Bharathiyaar \u00a0(Puthumai Penn)<\/a>\u00a0and Rabindranath Tagore on one side and Germaine Greer and Simone de beauvoir on the other; a curious mix of East and West.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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They are Independent , proud women highly opinionated and can be easily identified by their propensity to blame patriarchy or misogyny for every problem in the society. Of course , I must admit that on most occasions they are right. Acutely aware of female sexuality , they can hurl expletives that would make a sailor blush. It could be very embarrassing for any old fashioned person to be caught up in their discussions on graphic descriptions of sports bra, menstrual cup, \u00a0and TWISS , HAUN etc (please have an urban slang dictionary to decode their posts )<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Whatsappias<\/u><\/i><\/b><\/div>\n
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These are the guys who are still in whatsapp mode identified by their inclination for forwarding videos and long winding stories , without watching or reading. The South saw an invasion of Whatsappias into Twitter world when Suchithra karthik decided to choose Twitter for a ‘tell all about Kollywood’ campaign. Most of those accounts must have become inactive now. (Northies , google google , Suchithra who )<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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The bottom-line is that Social Media Platforms are here to stay , in some form or the other and we are going to spend more and more time fighting or hugging strangers. It can be fun, it can be pain , So let us adapt.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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